One day Superman was flying though the air and was thinking, "Man I gotta get laid," he said to himself. Just then he saw Wonderwoman laying nude on the beach. So he thought up a plan.
"I'll fly down there, fuck her real fast, fly away, and she'll never know what hit her," So he flew down real fast, pumped a couple of times and flew off.
Then Wonderwoman sat up and said, "What in the hell was that."
Then the invisible man sat up and said, "I don't know but my ass sure hurts."
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