6:00 Alarm
6:15 Get a Blow job
6:30 Massive, satisfying shit while reading the sports section
7:00 Breakfast: steak and eggs, coffee and toast, all cooked by a naked, buxom wench who bends over a lot
7:30 Limo arrives
7:45 Several beers on route to the airport
9:15 Flight in personal Learjet
9:30 Limo to Resort Golf Club (blow job en-route)
9:45 Play front nine (2 under par)
11:45 Lunch: steak and lobster, 3 beers and bottle of Dom Perignon
12:15 Get another Blow job
12:30 Another Blow job
2:15 Limo back to airport (several bourbons)
2:30 Fly to Bahamas
3:30 Late afternoon fishing expedition with all-female crew, all nude who also bend over a lot
4:30 Land world record Marlin (1,634 lbs.), on light tackle
5:00 Fly home, massage and hand job by naked Elle MacPherson (bending over, naturally)
6:45 Shit, shower and shave
7:00 Watch news: Obama Impeached
7:30 Dinner: Lobster appetizers, Dom Perignon (1953), big juicy fillet steak followed by ice cream served on a big pair of tits
9:00 Napoleon Brandy and Habanos cigars in front of wall-sized TV as you watch football game
9:30 Sex with three women, all with lesbian tendencies
11:00 Massage and Jacuzzi with tasty pizza snacks and a cleansing beer
11:30 Night-cap blow job
11:45 In bed alone
11:50 A 22-second fart which changes note four times and forces the dog to leave the room
11:51 Laugh yourself to sleep
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