Two vampire bats get hungry. The sun is almost up, so one decides to wait till the next night. The second, however, is determined to fill his belly so he flies out of the cave in search of food.
About an hour later he comes back and his face is covered with blood. The first bat is impressed.
"Where did you get all that blood?" Bat 1 asks.
"Follow me, I'll show you" Bat 2 replies.
The two fly for a while to the outskirts of the city.
"Do you see that tall apartment building over there? Behind those trees?" Bat 2 asks.
"Yep"
"Well good for you because I fucking didn't."
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