Voodoo dick

John walks in to a porn shop and said that he is looking for a dildo that would keep his wife busy while he is gone for 2 weeks the person at the desk said why would you won�t to buy a dildo. John said that she is a real horn ball. He did not won�t her sleeping around. The man behind the desk said that he has the right one for you. It is the voodoo dick this is how it works, so the man opens a box and there is an old looking dildo. the man behind the desk said voodoo dick the door the dildo fly�s out of the box and starts humping the door john said ill take it the man said there is one thing to know to get it back in the box you have to say voodoo dick the box the voodoo dick fly�s back in to the box. When john gets home he tells his wife about it but forgets to tell her how to stop it he is in a rush because he is going to miss his plan. so his wife is going to try it out she gets naked and says voodoo dick my pussy after just one min she has had 5 orgasms she thinks that she is done but she dose not know how to shut it off so she drives to the hospital but on the way a cop pulls her over because he thinks that she is drunk but she says it is her voodoo dick and the cop says voodoo dick my ass