A husband is walking through the mall with his wife when he suddenly realizes that he really has to pee. The couple walk down to the other end of the mall to the restrooms and the husband enters. When he walks in he notices only 2 urinals, and standing in front of one is a man with no arms. He approaches the open one to do his business but before he can get started the armless man says, "hey buddy, can you give me a hand? I've been standing here for about fifteen minutes and I'm about to piss myself." The husband does not like where this is going but knows he will feel terrible guilt for the rest of the day if he doesn't help this poor guy. So he says, "sure, what do you need me to do." The armless man replies, "could you just unzip my fly for me and pull it out?" "The husband sighs, nods and squeamishly reaches forward to unzip the man and pull out his penis. To his horror, he pulls it out to discover the most putrid and disgusting thing he has ever seen. Barely resembling a penis, it is red, purple, covered in boils, bumps and puss. The no armed man proceeds to relieve himself through a stream of urine and blood for over a minute while the husband looks away and tries to keep from vomiting. After he has finished and the husband has put it away and unzipped the armless man graciously thanks the husband and begins to walk toward the exit. The husband replies, "no problem but can i ask you a question?" "Sure" says the man. "Why does your dick look like that?" Heading for he exit the man pops his arms out from under his shirt and says, "the fuck if I know, but I'm not touching it!"
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