Teacher in a class after holidays:
"Children, who has spent the last holidays at a countryside?"
Some pupils says that they have.
"What new sounds have you heard in there?"
"A cow says MOO"
"A cat says MEOW"
"The guy next door says GET THE FUCK OFF THE TRACTOR!"
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