...to the supermarket. At the cashier, there is a pretty long queue. In the queue next to him, a hot blonde smiles at him. The dude says:
"Hmm, do we know each other?"
"I'm not sure, but I think you might just be the father of one of my kids!"
The guy thinks about the only time he's been unfaithful and exclaims:
"Oh my god, are you the stripper I fucked on the pool table during my bachelor's party in front of all my friends while your co-workers spanked me with a stick and put a cucumber up my ass?"
The hot blonde answers:
"No... I'm your son's English teacher, sir..."
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