A pedophile sits in his van outside a middle school, to try and get 'lucky' with some of the girls just getting out of class.
The first girl walks across the streets from school and he says, "Hey honey, could you come here, I need directions."
She responds she doesn't talk to strangers and keeps walking.
The second girl walks across the streets from school and he says, "Hey honey, could you come here, I'm trying to find the nearest grocery store."
She responds she isn't coming near his weird van and runs away.
Sitting there disgusted and pondering, he looks up to see another girl coming from the school.
The third girl walks across the street from school and he says, " Hey honey, what's your name?" The girl replies, "It's Becky, what do you want creep."
The man says, "Hey Becky, can you help me find a gas station real quick? I'll like all your pictures on instagram."
Becky's been missing for 3 weeks.
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