A drunk is stumbling down the street, and approaches a cop on duty

The drunk says, "Officer, I need your help. Somebody stole my car!"

The cops askes, "Where was it when you last saw it?"

The drunk replies, holding a silver key, "right on the end of this key."

The cop chuckles, and says, "Well, you better head down to the station and fill out the proper forms. They'll help you out."

The drunk says, "Ok", and starts to wander off. But before he can get away, the cop calls out to him.

"Hey buddy, before you head downtown, you better zip up your fly!"

The drunk looks down and exlaims, "Oh, damn. They got my girlfriend, too!"