...and Superman is bored to tears. So he decides to fly over to Gotham City to see what Batman is up to. He gets to the Batcave to find the Dark Knight underneath the Batmobile.
"Hey, Bruce," he says. "Whatcha up to today? Wanna get a couple beers, maybe watch the game?"
"Sorry man, I can't," Batman replies. "I've got a lot of work I need to do on the Batmobile. I'm gonna be busy all day."
"Well, that sucks," says Superman. "I guess I'll see ya around."
And he flies off to New York City to visit Peter Parker's apartment.
"Hey, Spidey," he says. "Wanna grab a pizza and a couple brewskis?"
"Sorry buddy," says Spiderman. "I've been blowing Maryjane off lately, and I promised I'd take her out tonight."
"Well, damn," says Superman. "I guess I'll see ya around."
So Superman is flying around, bored out of his mind, when he finds himself over Wonder Woman's apartment. Using his x-ray vision, he spies her laying on her bed, butt naked, with her legs up in the air.
"I know what to do," Superman says to himself. "I'll use my super speed to fly through her wall and bang her."
So he flies down there and, in a matter of seconds, he finishes inside her and takes off.
"What the hell was that?" exclaims Wonder Woman.
Then the Invisible Man sits up and says "I don't know but my ass hurts like hell."
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