Q. What is the difference between a poisonous snake and a lawyer?
A. You can make a pet out of the snake.
God probably ran out of molds for weasels when he was creating the Heavens and
the Earth, so he substituted lawyers.
As you might have guessed, we don�t like lawyers. So sue us.
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