A Scot and an Englishman were forced to move to Australia for work due to the really bad economy. They found employment building roads. One day the Englishman unknowingly got bitten by a snake and collapsed only to be found a short time thereafter by the Scot who cared for him. Upon waking the Englishman asked what happened and the Scot replied Snake!. Snake? replied the englishman, what happened? Bitumin! replied the scot
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