and the teacher kept noticing it and went back there to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he just had recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy.
The teacher told him to go down to the principal's office and to phone his mother, and ask her what he should do about it. He did that and returned to the classroom, where he sat back in his seat. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. The teacher went to investigate, only to find Little Johnny sitting at his desk with his penis hanging out.
"I thought I told you to call your mom," she screamed.
"I did," he said, "and she told me that if I could stick it out til noon, she'd come and pick me up from school."
Edit: Fixed a typo
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