So, the wife receives her lover at home and her son arrives early from school and go to the bedroom's wardrobe to watch

So, the wife receives her lover at home and her son arrives early from school and go to the bedroom's wardrobe to watch.


When they were already both naked, the husband arrives early too and the wife puts the lover in the wardrobe too without noticing her son was already in there.


Inside the wardrobe:


Son: Its dark in here, isnt it?

Lover: Yes

Son: Hey, I have a soccer ball

Lover: Nice!

Son: I'm selling it.

Lover: Nice!

Son: Wanna buy it?

Lover: No.

Son: Well, my father is out there, you know...

Lover: All right, I'll buy it. How much?

Son: 400 dollars.

Lover: All right, all right, but dont say anything!


The next week, the same thing happens again and the son and the lover are once again inside the wardrobe:


Son: Hello again. It's dark here, isnt it?

Lover: Yes.

Son: Listen, I have a pair of goalkeeper's gloves, do you want to buy it? I'm selling for 500 dollars.

Lover: All right, all right.....


The next day, the father arrives home and starts talking with his son:


Father: Go get your ball and your gloves and let's play some soccer

Son: Well, I have sold them.

Father: Sold them?? For how much??

Son: 900 dollars

Father: What? I'll take you to church right now, you've got to learn not to take advantage from your school friends.


Arriving at the church, the father points out the confessionary and says: "Go talk to the priest, he will hear what you have to say".


When he got there he starts talking to the priest:


Son: "Its dark here..."

Priest: "Dont you even start, I ain't buying sh*t this time".