Worth while

YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN IN COLLEGE TOO LONG WHEN...
* You consider McDonald's "real food"


* You actually like doing laundry at home


* 4:00 AM is still early on the weekends


* It starts getting late on the weeknights


* Two miles is not too far to walk for a party


* You wear dirty socks three times in a row and think nothing of it


* You'd rather clean than study


* "Oh fu** how did it get so late!" comes out of your mouth at least once a
night.


* Half the time you don't wake up in your own bed and it seems normal


* Minesweeper is more than a game it's a way of life


* You schedule your classes around sleep habits and soaps


* You know the pizza boy by name


* You go to sleep when it's light and get up when it's dark


* You live for getting mail


* Looking out the window is a form of entertainment


* Prank phone calls become funny again


* It feels weird to take a shower without shoes on


* Whole wars can take place, and you are clueless (no connection to the
outside world)


* You start thinking and sounding like your roommate


* Blacklights and highlighters are the coolest things on earth


* Rearranging your room is your favorite pastime


* You find out milk crates had so many uses


* Wal-mart is the coolest store


* The weekend lasts from Thursday to Sunday, (or Wednesday morning to Tuesday
night)


* You are sitting around making lists about how you know you've been
in college too long


*Before I came to college I wish I had known...
That it didn't matter how late I scheduled my first class, I'd sleep through
it.
That I could change so much and barely realize it.


That you can love a lot of people in a lot of different ways.


That college kids throw airplanes too.


That if you wear polyester everyone will ask why you are so dressed up.


That every clock on campus shows a different time.


That if you were smart in high school, so what?


That I would go to a party the night before a final.


That Chem Labs/ Architecture studios take up more time than all my other
classes put together.


That you can know everything and fail a test. That you can know nothing and
ace a test.


That I could get used to almost anything I found out about my roommate.


That Home is a great place to visit, But I wouldn't want to live there.


That most of my education would be obtained outside of class.


That friendship is more than getting drunk together.


That I would be one of those people that my parents warned me about.


The free food server until 10 is gone at 9:50.


That Sunday is a figment of the world's imagination.
That Psychology is really Biology. That biology is really Chemistry,that
Chemistry is really Physics and that Physics is really Math.


That it's possible to be alone even when you are surrounded by friends.


That friends are what makes this place worthwhile!