Head From A Duck

This guy just got fired and was feeling very down-and-out. He
was walking down the street when he noticed a whore house he had
never seen before. So he decided to do something fun for
himself. He walked inside, went strait to the front desk,
slapped the $200 he had left in his wallet down, and said, "Give
the best thing you've got"


"Well," said the clerk, "the best thing we got is right over
there, behind that door. You go in there and you'll see a duck,
and it gives the greatest head you've ever gotten, guarunteed. I
got a petition back here signed by some guys who've had it
saying it is."


This seemed strange, but the guy was so depressed he would've
tried anything. When he got inside it was all black, except for
one light shining on a duck walking towards him. The duck
proceeded to give the man the best head he had ever had in his
entire life.


The next day the guy was feeling one-hundered percent better
from the day before. He was giving smiles to everyone, and
occasionally just hugged a complete stranger. He went to the
bank and took out two hundred dollars. Then he went back to the
whore house and said, "I'd like to sign that petition about the
duck please." When he was done with that he asked the clerk,
"Could I get head from the duck again?"


"Well," the clerk said, "the duck's off for today, but what i
can do for, for another $200, is send you into that room over
there where you can watch a guy get fucked by a dog."


The man thought for a minute, then decided that if duck was
good, this had to be good as well. He payed the clerk and went
into the room. Inside there were about 7 other guys sitting and
waiting. He sat down next to a big fat guy with a red face. The
a light came on and there was a dog fucking a man inside a
little room. It was the most hillarious thing he had ever seen.
He sat there laughing with the other guys until, finaly, it was
over.


As they got up to leave the guy turned to the red-faced man and
said, "That was great. The best show I've ever seen."


The red faced guy turned to him and said, "Ahhh, you should've
been here yesterday....some guy got head from a duck."