A man is driving down a road an sees a sign for a clinic that says " we cure all diseases for $500, and if we can't we give you $500" the man is Interested and goes in.
When he's with the doctor he tells him " doctor I can't taste anything" the doctor responds by saying "nurse give this man 2 cups of solution A" the man drinks it and says " this tastes like piss" the doctor replies by saying "that'll be $500" the man angered pays and leaves.
At home the man decides to go again to get his money back. He tells the doctor this time " doctor I can't remember anything" the doctor responds by Saying " nurse give this man 2 cups of solution A" the patient responds by saying " hey that's piss I'm not drinking that again" the doctor says " that'll be $500" the man furious pays and leaves.
The man determined to get his money back returns for a third time and tells the doctor " doctor I'm blind and can't see" the doctor does the usual routine, and the patient drinks it and says he's still blind. The doctor than pulls $5 and says " here's the money" the man replies " this is only five dollars you still owe me $495" to this the doctor replies " that'll be $500"
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