Doctor: I've got bad news for you. You are terminally ill. Patient: Is there anything I can do? Doctor: No, nothing. Patient: There has to be something... Doctor: No, nothing. Patient: Nothing at all? Doctor: Well, you can start taking mud baths. Patient: Does that help? Doctor: Not really, but your body will start to get used to being in the earth.
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