A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor's for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, ''Well, everything seems to be
in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection
with God?''
And the man says, ''Oh me and God? We're tight. We have a real bond, he's good
to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the
light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.''
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
He called the man's wife and said, ''I'd like to speak to you about your
husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use
the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when
he leaves. Is this true?''
And she says, ''That idiot, he's been peeing in the refrigerator!''
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