When the pilot suddenly comes out and says, "The engine's failing and there's only 3 parachutes!" So he grabs a parachute and jumps out the door. The Pastor says, "I believe God wants me to live," so he grabs a parachute and jumps out the door. Then the Mountain hiker starts laughing his ass off and the Doctor says, "We're about to crash and there's only one parachute left, why are you laughing?!" Then the Mountain hiker says, "The Pastor didn't take a parachute, he took my backpack!"
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