The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment. But I would like for you to know that I had mentioned you in my will. That is very kind of you, said the doctor emotionally, and then added, May I see that prescription I just gave you? I'd like to make a little change.
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