when he sees Fox rolling a joint."Don't do drugs, Fox" Rabbit says. "Come jog with me instead and enjoy life for what it is." Fox has a sudden clarity that her drug indulgence is not worth it, so she starts running with Rabbit.
Running together they see Bear getting his crack pipe ready.
"Bear, don't smoke crack dude!" Rabbit says. "That shit is bad for you! Come jog with us instead."
Bear joins Fox and Rabbit in their healthy life.
Running through the forest, they see Raccoon filling a syringe up with some grade A heroin, ready to fill his fury veins with heavenly juice.
"Raccoon man!" Rabbit says. "Why would you do this to yourself? Stop shooting up heroin and come run with...."
Without even letting Rabbit finish, Raccoon takes out his gat and pops the nigga in the face! Dead!
Fox and Bear freak the fuck out! "Why the fuck would you do that to Rabbit? He changed our lives and made us stop doing drugs!"
Raccoon proceeds sticking the needle in his vein and says "I just hate it when that fucker is on ecstasy."
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