The Gene Pool is Contaminated
In rural Carbon County, PA, a group of men wer...
Raccoon Jokes
Canadian driving!
How to identify a Canadian driver:
1. - One ...
Rodents in Transit
A few quick notes from "The Age" by Bill Flick...
Motorized Wheelchairs
I was looking at this parked, motorized wheelc...
Three blondes are walking through the woods
shortly into their walk, they find tracks on th...
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the raccoon I kicked.
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To show the raccoon it's possible.
Did you guys know that a raccoon can reach speeds of up to 80mph?
But only when stuck to the grills of a car on t...
Another blonde joke
Two blondes were analyzing some tracks. The fir...
Three Hobos...
...are walking along a railroad track in the ea...
A blind man walks into a violin store...
He turns to the man at the counter and says, "H...
What does raccoon say to a lion king
Raccoon say raccoon a matama
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Thank u my son
A vulture is boarding a plane with a dead raccoon under each wing, when the gate attendant stops him and says, "I'm sorry, sir..."
"...but you're only allowed *one* carrion."
What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a steam roller?
What do you get when you cross a raccoon, and a...
A vulture tries to get on an airplane
A vulture tries to get on an airplane with a ra...