Little Johnny is in the first grade and learning the letters of the alphabet. His teacher is calling on students to tell her a word that starts with each letter. When she asks for a word that starts with A, immediately Johnny raises his hand. Now, the teacher knows he is going to say something dirty like asshole so she won't call on him. Same thing for the letter B. Johnny raises his hand but the teacher is afraid he'll say bitch or boobs. This goes on for almost the entire alphabet until they get to the letter "R". The teacher can't think of anything dirty so she goes ahead and calls on Johnny. He then says, "Rabbit". The teacher starts to tell him that this is very nice answer, but Johnny cuts her off by saying "WITH A COCK THIS FUCKING BIG!"
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