A bear chases a rabbit though the woods.

A bear is chasing a rabbit through the woods,
The bear leaps and catches the rabbit, doing so they both roll into a ditch.

During the roll, both the bear and rabbit accidently rubbed against a lamp.
The lamp begins to shake and let's loose a genie.
"Thank you both my friends, as a reward for setting me free from that lamp, I shall grant you both 3 wishes. Who would like to wish first?"

The bear shoves the rabbit aside and shouts,
"I wish that all the bears in the forest, we're female!"
"Done!" Says the genie.
All the bears in the forest become female.

It's now the rabbits turn.
"I wish I had a helmet" says the rabbit.
"Done!" Says the genie.
'Poof' a helmet appears in the rabbits paws.

The bear thinks for a second, and shouts
"I Wish All The Bears In The World We're Female!!"
"your wish is my command" says the genie.
All the bears in the world become female.

The rabbit says to the genie
"I wish I had a motorcycle"
"As you wish! " replies the genie.
'Poof' a motorcycle appears out of thin air.

The bear cannot believe what is truly happening.
With wide eyes he shouts
"I WISH ALL THE BEARS IN THE WHOLE ENTIRE UNIVERSE WE'RE FEMALE!!!!"
"as you command" says the genie.
The bear can hardly Contain his excitement.

"What will your final wish be, mr. Rabbit?" Asks the genie.

The rabbit climbs out of the ditch, puts his helmet on, climbs onto his motorcycle and revs the engine. Everything is to his satisfaction.
He takes off.

Just before the rabbit is out of view, he shouts,

"I wish the bear was gay."