The Republican National Committee announced today that the Republican Party is
changing its emblem from an elephant to a condom. Governor Marc Racicot, RNC
chairman, explained that the condom more clearly reflects the party's stance
today, because a condom accepts inflation, halts production, destroys the next
generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while
you're actually getting screwed.
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