For $10 dollars. The father then asks his son,
"can your dick can touch your ass?" The kid says no, and his father says
"then, you can't have it until it can."
A few years later, they are out eating, and the son asks if he could have some of his fries. the father again asks,
"can your dick touch your ass?"
And yet again, the son replies no. And he is denied the fries.
Another few years pass by and the son wants to go fishing. He asks to borrow his father's fishing pole. And of course, his father asks,
"can your dick touch your ass?"
He still replies no, and he never went fishing.
On his father's death bed, he gets visited by his son. The only thing that could save his life was a kidney transplant, and his sons was the only one available. The father asks,
"son, would you please give me one of your kidneys? I will die unless we do this."
The son asks "can your dick touch your ass?"
Thinking back and remembering that this is always what he asked his son, he replied "why, yes, of course it can!"
The son replies "well if your dick can touch your ass, you can go fuck yourself. you're not getting my kidney!"
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