Playing truck driver

One day Little Johnny was sitting on a park bench, eating some M & M's with his kitty cat in his lap. An elderly old gentlemen sat down across from Little Johnny and was enjoying the bright sunny day, when he noticed Little Johnny, wiggling and squirming and doing mighty strange things on the opposite bench.

Little Johnny would pop an M&M into the air, catch it in his mouth, pick up his kitty cat and take a bite of it, then scoot his little butt along the park bench.

The elderly old gent, couldn't quite understand what the little boy was doing, so called over to the youngster and said, "Son, what are you doing?"

As Little Johnny threw another M&M in the air, took a bite out of his kitty cat and scooted further down the bench, he said to the elderly gentlemen, "I am playing truck driver."

"Truck driver, you don't say," the old gent said, wondering where this youngster got his imagination. Little
Johnny continued to throw an M&M in the air, catch it in his mouth, take a nip out of the squirming kitty cat, and then scooted further along the park bench.

Finally after watching this activity for quite some time, the old gent, who just couldn't figure out how that was playing truck driver, called over to Little Johnny and said, "Son, I don't understand how you're playing truck driver, could you explain the game to me?"

Little Johnny, a polite youngster, said "Certainly sir, first I pop some pills (he throws an M&M in the air and catches it in his mouth), then I eat some pussy (takes a bite out of the kitty cat), then I move on down the road, (he scoots along the park bench).