A man was searching for the fastest and noblest steed. Finally, after much searching, he finally found a horse he was satisfied with. Its mane was silky, its coat was glossy, and it was the finest stallion that the man has ever laid his eyes upon.
While paying for the stallion, the seller remembered something important and told him, "This is a very religious horse and you have to use special commands to control it. To get it to start moving, instead of shouting 'giddy-up', you have to say 'Praise the Lord!', and instead of shouting 'woah', you have to say 'amen'."
The man, in his excitement, barely acknowledged the statement.
He immediately climbed up onto the saddle and shouted "Praise the Lord!", and the fine stallion broke into a trot.
"Thank the Lord!"
The stallion started to canter.
"The Lord is almighty!"
The stallion started galloping faster and faster.
Then, as the men neared the edge of the cliff, in his extreme excitement, he forgot the words to stop the horse. "Woah" The horse did not stop. "Woah" Once again, the horse kept going. Finally, at the very edge of the cliff, he remembered what the seller said and shouted "AMEN". Relieved at his close shave with death, he wiped away his cold sweat and exclaimed, "Praise the Lord!"
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