3 ants are all together on a naked women's navel. The ants are all looking for a new home. The first ant says "I'll try out those 2 valleys to the north ( her breast)."The second says he will try the cave on the other side (Her ass). The third says he's gonna go through the bush to swamp (her vagina). They all agree and decide to meet back the next day. They all meet up and ask each other how the night was, the first ant said "He slept well didn't get rained on he slept under a ledge." Second ant says " There was kind of a stench in there but I found a little food." Then the third ant says " Well it was great In there to about the middle of the night some bald headed cocksucker stuck his head in and kept ramming me. Can you believe he had enough balls to spit on me?"
Many of the jokes are contributions from our users. If you find anything offensive and against our policy please report it here with a link to the page. We will do everything to make this an enjoyable platform for everyone.