A cat walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender looks him up and down and says "Huh, I thought you were gonna order a saucer of milk" so the cat changes his mind and orders just that.
After lapping up his drink, the cat remains in his seat for half an hour. The bartender finally asks "What are you still doing here?" and the cat replies "I'm just finishing shitting all over your floor."
The bartender cries "Why the hell would you do that?!" and the cat says "Because milk gives cats diarrhea. Maybe you should have stowed your stereotypes and just given me a beer, asshole!"
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