1. If you and I were squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?2. I'd like to wrap your legs around my head and wear you like a feed bag.3. If it's true that we are what we eat, I could be you by morning!4. How do you like your eggs: poached, scrambled, or fertilized?5. I was about to go masturbate and I needed a name to go with your face.6. You are so fine that I'd eat your shit just to see where it came from.7. My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in.8. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like spaghetti. Let's go fuck.9. Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I would love to tap that ass!10. If your right leg was Thanksgiving, and your left leg was Christmas, could I meet you between the holidays?11. You remind me of a championship bass, I don't know whether to mount you or eat you!12. Your parents must be retarded, because you are special. 13. Could I touch your belly button . . . from the inside? 14. I'm not too good at algebra, but doesn't U+I = 69?15. How about we play lion and lion tamer? You hold your mouth open, and I'll give you the meat.16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?" Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you." Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants"17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house. 18. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?19. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.20. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.21. Hey baby, what's your sign? Caution, slippery when wet, dangerous curves ahead, yield?22. I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this motel room.23. Wanna play Pearl Harbor?....Its a game where I lay back while you blow the hell out of me.24. Your body's name must be Visa, because it's everywhere I want to be. 25. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money? 26. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.27. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.28. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.29. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.
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