and says, "Doc, my ass is killing me."
Doc checks him out and then writes him a prescription for suppositories and says, "Come back when the prescription runs out and let me know how you're feeling."
A couple of weeks later, the guy is back in the doctor's office.
Guy says, "Doc, I'm not feeling any better."
Doc says, "Well, did you take the suppositories?"
Guy says, "Yeah and for all the good they did me, I should've just shoved them up my ass."
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