Getting kicked out of the strip club

So I was a few years out of high school and my brother was 18. We decided to go to this strip club in the next town over. Let me set the mood for you, this was an 18 and up FULLY NUDE titty joint…. Real classy, well this particular night it was a $25 all you can drink beer night. My brother and I were like hell Yeah! We paid our money and steered toward the bar ready to start drinking. We roll up and ask the barkeep and asked where the “all you can drink” beer is? He pointed over to an old raggedy ass folding square table, the kind you Mexican grandma brings out during Easter, and Christmas to sit the kids at. On top of this table was a tried and true keg of beer in a trash can filled with ice. It was the good Lord giving me a sign to take my brother and run… Of course I didn’t listen, so we went up to the keg and got our cups filled with none other than KEYSTONE LIGHT! So here I am, $100 dollars deep worth of cover and beer passes, drinking keystone light, in the butt naked club… I shake all this off and we go sit near the stage, time goes by and this older stripper keeps bothering my brother, when are you going to buy me a drink? Can I sit here? Blah blah blah, he kept shooing her away, for one because he didn’t have any money, I was sponsoring this whole adventure, and for two this stripper looked like something that came out of a Tim Burton film. Nasty shaggy hair, looked like she brushed her teeth with a snickers bar, legs dimply like a golf ball, no ass to speak of. But for some reason she liked my brother. As the night went on I went to the back to get a private dance, I’m in there about 10 minutes and here comes snickers teeth! She pokes her head in and says I got your brother back her and he says you have the money. I’m like ya here’s 40 bones just to get her to go away. My dance ends, so I make my way towards the front and like a scary movie out pops snickers teeth again from one of the rooms, I look over her shoulder and I see my brother sitting on a couch, drunk, looking like hell.. I look at the girl; she looks left, then looks right as if she’s checking for the cops and whispers to me, “Ill suck your brother’s dick for 30 bucks”. I think to myself, this is a hell of a deal, so I reach in my wallet and after counting my money I say to her, “I have 11 dollars” without missing a step she says done, grabs the money and runs to my brother. I was shocked and a little pleased that I was hooking my brother up with such a bargain. So I go to take a piss and about midstream one of the bouncers tells me, hey bro you got to go. I’m like, for what? He says we caught your brother with his cock out. I’m in total shock, here I am dick in hand and this 400 pounder is telling me my brother is getting thrown out. It may have been the keystone scrambling my brain but I couldn’t understand why they would throw him out after I just paid my 11 bones to the stripper. So I hurry and finish and quickly go to the front and there is my brother between the bouncers, pants unzipped, shirt untucked and the manager is giving him this lecture. He’s like give me your wallet, my brother reaches and hands him his wallet, the manager shuffles through it trying to find some cash, with each item he takes out, the more disappointed he gets, my brother has a condom, expired Bennigan's gift card, a school ID, a receipt from game stop, and 2 dollars, the manager was so pissed he told him to just leave bro. the whole way out the door they shamed my brother, yelling, you’re despicable bro, what kind of place do you think this is, I can’t believe you… the stripper never even got his dick in her mouth, best 11 bucks I ever spent.