your momma's so hairy she makes don king look bald.
your momma's so fat that when she was in the zoo cleaning shit evryone thought it was a hippo.
your momma's like a toilet she's fat,ugly,smells like shit and gets used 24/7.
your momma's like a bowling ball gets picked up fingered goes down the alle and then comes back for more.
your momma's like a country ride everyone gets a ride.
your momma's so fat she makes a whale look like a tic-tac.
your momma's like an air pump always blowing.
your momma's so ugly when she was born her face got mistaken for her ass.
your momma's like vacuum cleaner sucks,blows then gets laid in the closet.
your momma's like a vacuum cleaner sucks, blows then eats dust.
your momma's like an ice lolli always getting licked out.
your momma's like a hammer always getting banged.
your momma's had more bangs than John Whaynes gun.
your momma's like crisps always getting eaten.
your momma's like a fish always getting wet.
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