His father replied, well son before sex a vagina is the most beautiful thing you will ever see. Like an unpicked rose just about to open its petals in the morning.
Little Johnny thinks about this for a bit then asks, Dad, what does a vagina look like after sex?
His Dad replied - Son, you ever see a bulldog eating custard?
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