So there was a fish swimming in a pond and it looks up and sees a fly hovering a few inches above the water. So the fish thinks to himself "If that fly would drop down a few inches I could jump up and eat it."
A bear comes up to the edge of the pond and sees the fish and fly and he thinks to himself "If that fly would drop down a few inches that fish would jump up to grab it and I could grab the fish."
Now there is a hunter eating a sandwich on the other side of the pond and sees the bear and his opportunity to shot the bear and thinks to himself "Man if that fly would drop down a few inches, that fish would jump up and grab it and the bear would grab the fish and I could shoot the bear."
There is a hungry mouse behind the hunter wanting a bite of his sandwich. He sees all of this and thinks to himself "If that fly would drop down a few inches, that fish would jump up and grab the fly, the bear would grab the fish, the hunter would shoot the bear and I could take a bite of the sandwich."
Finally there is a cat hiding in the bushes behind the mouse waiting for his chance to pounce on the mouse and he is thinking "I wish the fly would drop down a few inches so the fish will jump up and grab it and the bear will grab the fish, the hunter will shoot the bear and the mouse will go for the sandwich and I'll pounce on the mouse."
Well, as luck would have it the fly dropped down a few inches, the fish jumped up and grabbed the fly, the bear grabbed the fish, the hunter shot the bear, the mouse took a bite of the sandwich and the cat went for the mouse, but the mouse saw the cat and jumped out the way and the cat fell in the pond.
The Moral of the story....Every time a fly goes down a few inches a pussy is in trouble
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