3 flys in a jar

There are three flys in a jar. Two females and one male. One day
the female flys are talking and one says to the other one 'I
need to get out of this jar!' The male fly overhears this and
calls the female fly over. 'I can tell you how to get out of the
jar', he says. 'Really? Tell me.' The male fly replies 'Ok. But
you have to sleep with me first.' The female fly doesn't think
to highly of that but she agrees. So when they are finished she
says tell me how to get out of the jar. The male fly says fly
around the inside of the jar as fast as you can three times,
then stop in the center and go straight up and out. The female
fly gets all excited. She flys around the inside of the jar as
fast as she can three times, stops in the center and goes
straight up and hits her head and fall to the bottom of the jar.


The next day the female flys are talking again and the second
female fly says I really gotta get out of this jar. The male fly
hears this and calls her over. He tells her he knows how to get
out of the jar. She asks him to tell her. He says he will but
she has to sleep with him first. So she says what the hell and
they go and do it. After they are finished she asks him how to
get out of the jar. He says fly around the inside of the jar as
fast as you can three times, stop in the center and go straight
up and out. So she does as shes told. And she hits her head also.


So now this male fly is stuck in the jar with two really pissed
off female flys. They start to go after him when he says wait it
works. I'll show you. So he flies around the inside of the jar
as fast as he can three times, stops in the center and goes
straight up and out. Then flys around the outside of the jar
three times and comes back in.


(The punchline is the person your telling the joke to SHOULD say
I don't get it. Then you reply: Sleep with me and I'll tell
you!!!)