Am American, German, and Polak are competing to see whose nation is better.
The American says "our planes are so good, they fly above the sky!"
The other two in disapproval say "that's bullshit" The American then says " okay okay they fly just below the sky"
The German then says, "our submarines are so good the float across the ocean floor" again the other two in dissaproval "no way, that's bullshit" The German than restates " okay okay 1 mile from the ocean floor"
The Polak thinking about what he can contribute, quickly scrambles and says " our women give birth from their assholes!"
The other two very confused " no way! That's bullshit!"
The Polak says " okay okay, quarter inch from the asshole"
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