You'll want to see the Reindeer Riddles before this one...
Q: What do you call a blind, legless reindeer with no balls?
A: Still no fucking eye deer
(And for the phonetically challenged: "Still, no fucking idea" as in he's not moving, and he sure as hell ain't fucking...)
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