Santa and the outside toilet


The night before Christmas, a family went to sleep when they were startled awake by an explosion. They went outside and saw the outside toilet in a million pieces - with Santa in the rubble.He was shaking his fist at a sleigh encircling him in the air while he shouted, "You idiots! I said the SCHMIDT house!!"

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