Posh & Becks

posh and Becks are sitting in front of the television watching the six
> o'clock news. The main story is a man threatening to jump off the


> Clifton


> Suspension Bridge on to the busy road below.


>


> Posh turns to Becks and says: "David, I bet you 5,000 that he jumps!"


> to


> which Beckham replies "5,000? Done! I bet that he doesn't." So they


> shake


> hands on the bet and continue watching.


>


> Sure enough, the man jumps and hits the road below with a loud thud.


> Beckham


> takes 5,000 out of his back pocket and hands it to Posh. But she


> refuses.


> "I


> can't take your money, David," she says. "The truth is, I was cheating.


> I


> saw the five o'clock news, so I knew he was going to jump."


>


> "No, babe, fair's fair" says David. "That money is yours fair and


> square. I


> was cheating just as you were. I saw the five o'clock news, too. I


> just


> didn't think he would do it again."