Weird, but allegedly true, celebrity encounters as quoted in the book "Elvis Presley's Pharmacist Was My Sunday School Teacher" (Alaska Northwest Books, $8.95). "While playing a celebrity basketball game at the Pentagon, I mistakenly put on Al Gore's jockstrap." "I once heard Brian Keith belch." "I was circumcised by C. Everett Koop." "Kurt Cobain puked on my ex-girlfriend." "I took Captain Kangaroo's stool sample." "I once built a stage that Glenn Campbell fell through." "I watched Jaclyn Smith pick her nose while driving her Corvette." "I sat on a plane next to the best friend of the nephew of the Japanese guy that President Bush puked on." "I threw a Frisbee to the Emperor of Japan." "My ancestors ate Magellan." "I know a guy whose father's grandfather was the plumber who pulled President Taft out of the tub when he got stuck." "My father went to high school with Adam West. I met him and then the three of us went to Hooters." "Connie Chung once hawked a loogie on my shoe." "Gomer Pyle hit on my brother." "Stephen Hawking ran over my foot with his wheelchair."
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