David beckham, the pope, a school girl and a pilot on a plane. the plane is about to crash and there is only three parachutes the pilot takes one and jumps off the plane. david beckham takes one and jumps off. the pope says to the little girl "i have lived a full life so you should take the last parachute" then the little girl replied "david beckham is so stupid he didnt take a parachute he took my schoolbag" and they both jumped off the plane
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