Two Old Women

Two old ladies were chatting one day. They were talking about
this and that and the subject finally got around to sex. The
first old lady said she enjoyed sex now just as much as ever.
The second old lady was surprised and asked her what her secret
was. The first old lady said when she hears her husband pulling
the car into the garage she hurries and takes a shower, jumps
into bed and throws her feet up over her head. When her husband
comes into the bedroom he gets turned on and has his way with
her.


The second old lady decides to try this approach so that night
when she heard her husband coming home, she takes a quick
shower, jumps into bed and throws her feet up over her head. Her
husband comes into the bedroom, takes one look and says, "For
God's sake Maude, comb your hair and put your teeth in, you're
starting to look like an asshole."