There was an old lady with titanium legs walking down the beach
on her 100th birthday. She walked by a surfer guy and said "
I've never been fucked in my entire life, will you fuck me?" the
guy says sure, and then he rips her arms and legs off and throws
her into the ocean andsays " now your fucked bitch!"
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