Two men walk into a bar. The first man asks the bartender "Do you have any "midget nuns"?" The bartender looks at him like he's crazy and asks "What?" The first guy repeats his question. "Does the town have any midget nuns?" The bartender looks at him bored and says "No."
The second man, who has been silent this whole time, turns to the first man and says "Dude! I told you you fucked a penguin!"
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