Punchlines With Absolutely No Context

�No, no, no!� said the penguin, �I suffer from Seasonal
Affective Disorder!�
�Surprise! Surprise! That�s not my ear canal either!�


Oh no! The leak is coming from the Global Positioning
Satellite System again!


�Mommy Mommy,� Little Johnny replied, �is that why the
souffl� is burnt?�


�Tokyo?� Said the nun, �You fool, I said take the hoe!�


And then my dad farted and it smelled and I said to my
father you farted and it smelled.


And slowly, the sheep turned to each other and glared
silently.


�Whew!� said the blonde, �I thought you meant the vacuum-
insulated sealable container with the heat reflective inner
surface!�


�No wait, you don�t understand,� said the fat man, �Pop
Tarts are a substitute for my mother�s love!�


As they opened the door they realized they were terribly
mistaken. The dog was only taking a nap.


�Yeah,� said the Scottsman, �but at least I don�t have a
scented hand soap named after ME!�


As she spoke he whirled the egg beater around and
yelled �EGG BEATER!�


�Isotope?� He replied, �That�s no isotope!�