Buddy needs a lay but only has $10 to his name, finds a seedy women in a seedy bar.
So he asks her "what can I get for $10 bucks"
"The Penguin" She replies. Desperate he's quick to agree and they find their way into an alley.
She pulls her skirt up and stands with her legs shoulder width apart bent over.
"Pull your pants down around your ankles, fuck me from behind"
Excitedly he complies, pleased to goes about his business.
As he begins to reach climax the girl bolts, surprised he gives chase.
"HEY where ya goin!" (Imitate the sideways waddle of a penguin with your arms straight down and to the side, 'holding your pants up')
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