[NSFW] TIFU by playing Pokemon Go

I suffer from auditory dyslexia and my girlfriend is paralyzed from the neck down. I left my phone by her to go finish dinner and a Muk appeared right outside my house.
She yelled "HONEY THERE IS A POKEMON NEARBY! COME GET IT!"
Me: "I can't! Your cat is trying to get our dinner!"
Her: "I'll catch it then, you can thank me later"
Me: "Sweetheart I appreciate it but you're body is paralyzed. How are you going to catch it?"
Her: "You just hold on to my pussy, I want to catch your Muk with my mouth"